A medium selfie-style shot filmed on a wide-angle 24mm lens, Dracula holds the vlogging camera at arm’s length, attempting casual charm. The handheld frame wobbles slightly as he walks, leading viewers into a dramatic, candlelit stone chamber. “And this... is the master bedroom!” he says with theatrical flourish, turning the camera to reveal a lavish, velvet-lined coffin resting elegantly in the center of the room. The space is lit entirely by tall wrought-iron candelabras, their golden glow casting long, flickering shadows across ancient stone walls. He gestures proudly at the coffin. “It’s a bespoke, minimalist sleeping pod. Great for sensory deprivation… really helps you… reflect.” He punctuates the line with an awkward wink, clearly proud of the pun. Deep reds, shadows, and gothic accents fill the scene, but the tone stays light and dry—a darkly comedic influencer parody. Shot in cinematic style, 4K.