From the male barista's perspective, a hand-held static shot captures a woman walking towards the counter and ordering simultaneously, ambient lighting that halos her form with soft glow. She says: "Skinny vanilla latte, no foam, extra hot, 8 pumps sugar-free vanilla, in a holiday cup — even though it's July. Now!" Wearing: 50 year old woman dressed in Blonde bob, leopard print blouse, Louis Vuitton knockoff. Her voice: Loud, demanding, ready to Yelp. but she speaks really fast with a staten island accent. Environment: The Starbucks environment behind her remains modern and corporate with a view of the front door with black window panes.